Just For Fun

If you’re looking for a comical toast for no particular person but to fit a certain occasion, check out the ones below!

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who brings me beer.

Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far, a long way to get beer.
So, I'll have another beer. Sing to the tune of the Do, Re, Me song!
La, I'll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I'm having beer.
That will bring us back to...
(reaching the crescendo of his toast,
Homer looks into his beer mug,
which is empty) ...DOH!!! --Homer Simpson (Submitted by Doug Vanek)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Humorist Dave Barry

Some beer was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the damned old cat!"

Beer drinkin' don't do half the harm of love makin'. --Old New England proverb

I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to
celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism
or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
--Humorist Dave Barry

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
--Henry Lawson